"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."- Dennis Wholey (1937-)

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1900-1944)

Both of these quotes are examples of wit because they demonstrate the use of knowledge to make a point that can be intellectual humor.