"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."- Dennis Wholey (1937-)

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1900-1944)

Both of these quotes are examples of wit because they demonstrate the use of knowledge to make a point that can be intellectual humor.

This image is protaying sarcasm, the sense of verbal irony, by saying that yeah they're going to be the most beautiful and smartest because they're the ONLY two people in the world.

This picture is an example of an oxymoron because it illustrates two things contradicting one another to make a point.

This image is an example of exaggeration because the present is less complicated than the past. Saying you had to work "THAT MUCH" in the past is an exaggeration of how much we have to work now, which is less.

Intro to me!

HELLO! And welcome to my blog :]

There are many interesting facts that make me the individual I am. I am very athletic, I play soccer, I swim, I run, and workout as often as I can. I am a certified lifeguard and hold a steady job. My interests are in the health sciences, such as physical therapy and sports medicine.

I am very goofy, love to have fun and hang out with friends. I love warm weather and sunshine, thus winter is not my favorite time of the year. I find rain and dreary weather a downer (unless jumping in puddles with friends).

I have lots of guy friends and am very much a tomboy, I don't mind dirt or grease. Going fishing, camping, hiking, and ATVing are amoung some of my favorite things to do. I hope to have a steady job, be married and start a family in the next 10 years :]

Thats the summary about me!